- teacher: if you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
- me: 10
- teacher: okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
- me: 10 and a dead body.
dont like people or you will get feelings and die
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
- one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
- one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
- one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves