runaway

June 2012

41 posts

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• teacher: if you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
• me: 10
• teacher: okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
• me: 10 and a dead body.

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Jun 27, 2012128,086 notes

dont like people or you will get feelings and die

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maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago

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• one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
• one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
• one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

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